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new blog!

cantastical — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:45:52 +0000

so, i’ve combined all my blogs and came up with a new one.

check it out!

onetwenny.

cantastical — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:15:01 +0000

the salvation army sees ghosts.

anyway, the point is that i went to salvation army today to drop off a trash bag full of “donations,” (which just means clothes i’ll never fucking wear again, ever) and somehow saw a trillion television sets on the north side of the building. seriously though, millions of televisions. big tvs, small tvs, old, new, melted, broken, wooden framed, flat screened, just stacks and stacks of every kind of televion set in the history of mankind all wrapped together with industrial sized plastic. they went on further than my eye could see, and there were far too many to count. i’m talking fucking millions of fucking televisions. i’m talking more televisions than you’d see at best buy and circuit city combined. so many fucking televisions that i’m fucking blogging about it.

today i saw so many fucking TVs.

1.19

cantastical — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:44:45 +0000

a wireless video camera that can be thrown into a building, or even used for a nice game of baseball? noice.

one8teen.

cantastical — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:09:16 +0000

cloverfield was fucking epic. i saw it this weekend in the nosebleed section, and i was surprisingly impressed.

i’ve heard that people have seriously barfed all over the theater during this film, and to be honest, i’m not particularly surprised. if you’ve watched the trailer, i’m sure you get the idea. it’s all handheld handy-cam, jumping over buildings, blair witch “i’m terrified!” snot dripping out of your nostrils cause you’re running from the alien monster, just trying to make it happen, and then WHAM! you just puked into the popcorn of the fourteen year old girl in front of you. apparently, there’s even a motion sickness warning when you buy your tickets.

take your dramamine and go check it out.

117teen.

cantastical — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 20:19:45 +0000

kids are so rad.

onesixteen.

cantastical — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:59:48 +0000

last night someone told me about rapex. basically, it’s an anti-rape condom with little painful teeth on the inside so the vagina can eat the attacker.

1fift5teen.

cantastical — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:08:50 +0000

i just cleared some space on my hard drive.. and found these awesome atlanta flashback photos.

114onefourteen.

cantastical — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:06:29 +0000

a cult of germ-ridden youngsters, with their snotty fingers and toxic saliva, have finally decided to spread the fucking “super flu” to neighborhoods around the country. i’ve had a cough since christmas, and just recently developed this mutant-children-snot-virus because i apparently left my anti-children/snot hand sanitizer at home over the holidays. break out the pandemic preparations everybody, and get your custom protective face mask while you still can. this shit will FUCK YOU UP.

once you’ve got it, try this stuff:

-zicam nasal swabs
-a rugged game of basketball
-echinacea/goldenseal
-tea with 2 shots of rum
-boosting the heat
-eating an entire chicken
-nasal spray – mucinex/saline
-crying like a little baby
-asprin/fever reducer
-gypsy cold care tea
-vicks on yo feets (shelly’s cure)
-washing the children off your hands
-sneezing like a baby panda

onethirteenish.

cantastical — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:28:36 +0000

this is the color of my dreams.

one 12.

cantastical — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:21:26 +0000

The US government has given the green light to the production and marketing of foods derived from cloned animals. After six years of study, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) ruled that meat and milk from cloned pigs, cattle and goats and their offspring is safe.

Weird.